White scales, black feathers, Southern witches do it better. Blue hair and sexuality // Dovie // 20 // GA // Southern witch // Knitting witch // Pixie haired goddess // Gemini // Obsessive over dystopian and post-apocalyptic fiction // Tiny rabid fairy // Corvophiliac // Perpetually hungry // Queen of the stingrays // Scarecrow // The next Supreme //

educationalpancakes:

ayumichan46:

YES IT CAME BACK

THIS IS THE ONLY ONE OF THESE THAT IS EVEN REMOTELY ACCEPTABLE THANK YOU

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thefaggiah:

I actually think I’ve reblogged this seven times

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chemicalaccess:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

mrpondtyler:

eventualprocrastination:

rikotin:

i-aint-bovvered:

skarosoul:

danglingthpider:

notquiteluke:

nepeter:

im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh

what word am i supposed to use while writing

rumble spheres

wibbly wobbly booby woobies

tatty-bo-jangles

human milk sacks

pillows for friends

sweater puppets

breasticles

boing boing bags

chesticles

shoulder boulders

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Anonymous:

The Devil, The Star, The Moon, The Fool

The Devil: Who you talk to when you’re dealing with big issues

Recently I psyched myself out by dwelling on a lump in my breast that went away literally the next day. That night, though, I was marathoning Teen Wolf with my best friend, Alexa, and we had to go through the hard episode *SPOILERS* where Stiles is told his brain is atrophying. Alexa and I are very protective over Stiles, and we were just crying and I made her pause it and I told her that if the lump did turn out to be something, I would be okay for her. We had not hung out in a long time, and even though I was sort of scared for myself and we were crying, we just became closer like we had been. I hadn’t even told my mother about the lump. 
(Whew, that got heavy.)

The Star: Someone you consider perfect

If you will direct your attention to the icon at the top left corner of this post. Try to shield your eyes from the perf. You have sunglasses, anon? Good. You’re gonna need ‘em.

The Moon: Something you fear

Never figuring out what I want to do with my life. Also moths.

The Fool: Something you’ve always wanted to try

Is it too cliche to say skydiving? Then a real, honest-to-goodness pottery class. Or being a stunt-woman.

Thanks for the asks, anon.

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so-personal:

everything personal♡

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pikaismyname:

Borrego Springs

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thefuzzletor:

Inspirational pokemon photos.

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birdsy-purplefishes:

dendropsyche:

ctrayn:

themeltingqueen:

DIY Skin care recipes you should NEVER try! by Veronica Gorgeois

no seriously watch this, it’s important

listen to estheticians, kids. they know their shit.

She does!

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kathaderon:

Deathigner - short film

..In which the children of the gods of Death attend  reaper-school.

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thedoctorloves221b:

pizzaforpresident:

A zombie-bitten father tries to save his infant daughter in this bittersweet short film

So you’ve been bitten by a zombie. So long, conscious brain activity, hello craving for human meat. But the protagonist of the short film Cargo has bigger problems than his impending demise: he has to find a way to save his infant daughter, even if he has to die first to do it.

Directed by Ben Howling and Yolanda Ramke, Cargo was a finalist in Tropfest Australia 2013. It’s also a rather clever take on zombie genre tropes, with a story that isn’t about the survival of self, but the survival of another.

I love this short very much.

this is amazing

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The Khal's Guide to Finding a Deity (Without Being an Appropriating Douche-Face)

khalheyokha:

Okay people, apparently this is necessary…again. And maybe, maybe this means I won’t have anons putting words in my mouth. Here are my actual words.

Step One - Find a Deity

I’m not going to write about this, because I did so here. Enough said.

Step Two - Research the…

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knightingail:

cumbercrieff:

In Australia we have this show where the set is tilted at an angle and it’s funny because people walk like this

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and fall down a lot

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EDIT : The show is called Slideshow and you can watch it here

OH MY GOD I WATCHED THE LINKED VIDEO AND NEARLY PEED MYSELF THIS IS HILARIOUS

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dagur-the-fabulous:

0hmylaurie:

thefoodispeople:

dottewa:

a-void-reality:

GO WATCH THIS SHOW, HONESTLY IT IS SO AMAZING. 

IF THIS POST CREATES 1 NEW PUSHING DAISIES FAN MY LIFE = MADE. 

Alright let me help out then:

1) Most of the cast is female. In fact only two main characters are male.

2) Both male characters take typically non-masculine hobbies. Emerson Cod knits almost non-stop and makes pop-up books. Ned is literally called “The Pie-Maker” because he bakes homestyle pies from his mother’s method. Both are shown to be very nurturing and even maternal characters. Conversely, the women? A pair of professional travelling show performers that have gritty sexual scandals the way men usually get (see the entire “Chuck’s father” storylines), a beekeeper who is the single most positive and optimistic character imaginable, and a former professional jockey- Three of four pro athletes.

3) You could very easily make the claim Ned is asexual.

4) Yes, the storyline is about romance. But it’s also about the positive side of a love story, and their only drama lies in overcoming their inability to actually share contact.

5) A very good friend of mine recommended this show to me as “Disney for adults.” I told her it was already on my list to watch because “It’s by Bryan Fuller, from Wonderfalls and Dead Like Me.” Bryan Fuller is now most known for “Hannibal.” The same camera methods and bright colours and lighting techniques Hannibal is known for? Perfected in this show, just using a different tone- The same colour methods in reverse, upping the vivid greens and yellows instead of reds and blues, which sells emotion both ways.

7) Probably one of the best examples of a modern day fairy tale possible.

8) Narrated by Jim Dale- The narrator for the HP audio books.

I don’t know if anyone’s already added links to this, but all of these here work and if you hover over the links, an episode description shows :)

Season 1:

  1. Pie-Lette
  2. Dummy
  3. The Fun in Funeral
  4. Pigeon
  5. Girth
  6. Bitches
  7. Smell of Success
  8. Bitter Sweets
  9. Corpsicle

Season 2:

  1. Bzzzzzzzzz!
  2. Circus Circus
  3. Bad Habits
  4. Frescorts
  5. Dim Sum Lose Some
  6. Oh Oh Oh… It’s Magic
  7. Robbing Hood
  8. Comfort Food
  9. The Legend of Merle McQuoddy
  10. The Norwegians
  11. Window Dressed to Kill
  12. Water & Power
  13. Kerplunk

This post is the reason I started watching Pushing Daisies and I encourage everyone to do the same

this actually sounds amazing, I’m going to start watching it on Monday! 

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How To Do Research.

eelkat:

rootandrock:

1: Think of a topic you’d like to know more about - Let’s say Poppets.

2: Think of the cultural framework you’d prefer it be in - Let’s say Greco-Roman, because maybe you’re Helleno-Pagan.

3: Type “Greco-Roman Poppet” into Google.

4: Read through those results, take notes. In…

Yeah, whenever I tell folk “do your research” this is what I mean, do the whole, find a university that has an archive of ancient scrolls and such and go read the actual documents. Unfortunately whenever I tell folks “your info is wrong, go do your research” they always answer back with “well it says blah, blah, blah on EVERY web site…” yep, all that means is one idiot write the info wrong and everyone else copied and pasted. That’s not research, that’s gossip. Get your ass to the library and do your research! 

Thank you for posting this, btw. I should make a sig with these step by steps on how to research.

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