The girl who never grew up | a fem!punk peter pan au
"One girl is worth more than twenty boys!"
what do you think it dreams about
at my wedding, I want 9 people dressed up as the members of the fellowship of the ring to attend and halfway through the vows they stand up and start arguing until the one dressed up as Frodo shouts “I will do it, I will take the ring to the bride!”
then it just falls silent as he slowly brings me the Ring of Power
hobbies masterpost! »
a really excellent way to reduce anxiety is to pick up a new hobby. find something you’re interested in, learn it, then use it as a healthy and productive way to cope.
The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King, directed by Peter Jackson. 2003.
The single greatest gif on tumblr.
as a baker I can confirm that this is the proper procedure for baking metal cookies.
OMGS epic metal cookies
can’t wait to own dogs with u
things to say to bugs when science finally unlocks the secrets of human-bug communication:
- im not hurting you i am taking you to a safe place
- do you eat weird crumbs cause i found some im willing to share
- you can bite me if you want but id rather be no-bite friends
- i like your big colorful eyes, very stylish
- please dont crawl into my sleeves
- (sings a duet with a cricket)
I don’t care what you say these games were fantastic
throughout your life people will try to tell you that puns aren’t funny. these people are wrong.
It’s been over two weeks since mankind failed to vote for “Persephone” as a name for one of Pluto’s moons - my way of coping with the disappointment was drawing Hades’ reaction, obviously.
i think that french horn is out of tune, it looks a little flat.
I DON’T KNOW WHETHER TO CRY AT THE POOR BABY OR APPLAUD THE PUN
I’VE NEVER BEEN SO CONFLICTED IN MY LIFE
*dramatically closes 2006 flip phone*
if pugs were pokemon, they would evolve into boxers.
Would that mean Bullmastiffs are it’s final evolution?
I hope you miss me, though I could scarcely (even in the cause of vanity) wish you to miss me as much as I miss you, for that hurts too much, but what I do hope is that I’ve left some sort of a little blank which won’t be filled till I come back. I bear you a grudge for spoiling me for everybody’s else companionship, it is too bad.
Vita Sackville-West (via endangerment)